Brain-hoarding

Brain-hoarding refers to the accumulation and/or storage of free neurons within a conscious and willing host. From its discovery in the mid-1940s, brain-hoarding bred numerous "brain-profiteers," individuals aiming to dominate academia with colossal/record breaking neuron stores. However, since 1997's "Antidote to Global Gentrification of Intellectual Nonconformity" (AGGIN), brain-hoarding has been considered a class-zheta (C-⚧) hate crime/white-man travesty in all UN member countries (except Israel).