Darkchild

A Darkchild is an uncanny entity occupying the common infinite dimension set. They were first theorized sometime in the late 20th century, but their existence was not proven until early 2019.

The theoretical Darkchild has no relation to the character Darkchild from Adult Swim's Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace.

Description
Darkchildren are masses of free neurons fused together in areas of unfathomably high energy density. Experiments show that Darkchildren are capable of "absorbing" through the skin of a conscious "host," despite possessing no free will of their own. Darkchildren exist in an infinite dimension set, and are thus able to traverse across all meaningful concepts of space, time, and beyond. For this reason they are extremely difficult to pin to a finite location. It wasn't until the early 21st century that Terrell Davis, after perfecting the fractal processor, was able to accurately simulate and describe the traversal of Darkchildren through three-dimensional space.

Darkchildren possess an appearance that can only be described as "childlike." Very little is known beyond this, and as of the writing of this article no meaningful representation has been provided.

It is not yet known whether age of consent laws apply to Darkchildren.[citation needed]

Origin
Main article: SDI Events

Darkchildren are created by spontaneous darkchild inception events (SDIs), extremely energetic uncanny occurrences resulting from high neuron concentrations. In order for an SDI to occur, the density of neurons in a finite n-dimensional space must reach a threshold as determined by the Davis Fractal Equation: Where λ represents the density of free neurons at which an SDI will occur. This is referred to by theorists as "critical brain."

SDIs primarily occur as a result of brain-hoarding. However, SDIs can occur spontaneously, accumulating naturally in the series of dimensions by means akin to a Boltzmann brain. Since these Darkchildren are conceived in an unpredictable finite range of the common infinite dimension set, it is mathematically impossible to witness a spontaneous SDI.

Discovery
Darkchildren were first described in Josef Milan's ''Clown World. ''The original Somali text reads:Translated to English, this reads:This translation, verified by Milan himself, is considered the most accurate translation of the work thus far.